CD audio from live performance Watch a set from Auggie’s Comedy Central performance in New York, Live at Gotham, Mother Load series. Launch video. Welcome to Auggiesmith.com, and congratulations! Why congratulations you ask? Well compadre, your cyber-presence here is an obvious indication that you have given up on running your life and let me, stand-up comic Auggie Smith, make all your decisions for you. Bravo and hip hip hooray! This is a banner day for you my friend. You are at a point where you have tried the others: Scientology; Tony Robbins; Atkins, and these dis-appointments have led you to me: Aug. For those of you who don't know me, my teaching style could be described as Dr. Phil if Billy Bob Thorton played him in a movie.